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saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless, via i-turned-your-child-into-a-lamp)

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

(via rogueofstars)

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

(Source: teallikethecolor, via deuteromycota)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(Source: liloury, via sherlockscookie)

sefangel:

darnni:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Soothing.

(Source: cantgeddynuffofthatbass, via i-turned-your-child-into-a-lamp)

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge, via sherlockscookie)

pantsareunwelcome:

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

(Source: kittesencula, via hi)

slayboybunny:

if u wanna hear the most Florida thing ever just know that in 3rd grade i placed third in the Tropicana Orange Juice speech contest by writing about how we need to Love and Respect alligators 

(via i-turned-your-child-into-a-lamp)

fangirlingemma:

when you pass an exam you expected to fail

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(via i-turned-your-child-into-a-lamp)

trust:

finally a career for me

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(Source: trust, via hi)

ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

(via sherlockscookie)

arainbowunicornpoop:

You know you are fucked, if you find this in your daughters room…

(via deuteromycota)

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via i-turned-your-child-into-a-lamp)

jakemalik:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

(via deuteromycota)